Jamaica, land of shit and sewage water

Jamaica, you are a country that is only full of shit. Your people are nothing but shit. They cause their own problems and ask the world for help. The country is ran by dunces who claim to be good leaders but are merely fools in charge. The people are only mindless  zombies who won't think for themselves. They tell their youths to do the right thing and punish them when they do actually do what they say. Jamaicans claim they want a change however, when it comes they are quick to tear it down. They don't listen to wisdom but they love the words of the fool. They claim to love the environment but they are the first ones to damage it. After all, you can smell the sewage smell from miles out the sea. Jamaica, land of dream killers and idea crushers, anything uplifting here will not prosper because they are envious and jealous. And then they wonder why the country not growing. Jamaican parents are the worst in the world. If you don't believe me, just ask any child about the abuse that they receive on a daily basis from emotional abuse, physical abuse, mental abuse, negligence, child labour and sexual abuse. And after all these abuses, they expect the child to turn to be good behaving citizens for the future. Jamaicans love to talk about war yet no country has come close to fighting with the nation. They have never even had any major coup d'etait or civil wars yet claim to be all about that life. 
So basically, Jamaica is a mentally ill island claiming everyone and everything is against them but truly not. So do us a favour, never come to Jamaica.